Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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