I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
you made out with another girl for some wings
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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