no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Randomize
