Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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