As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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