you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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