I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Come see our sink grown plant.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
