is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I party with great urgency now.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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