You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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