forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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