what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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