I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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