absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Come on in and take your pants off
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