Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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