and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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