dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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