I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Randomize
