I accidentally had phone sex last night
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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