yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
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