It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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