Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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