everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
