i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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