The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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