so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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