wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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