i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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