so explain again why im purple
no
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Jerry, you need to find god
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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