Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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