I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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