the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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