is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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