absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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