She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
foreskin is a definite game changer
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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