Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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