I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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