Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
If I had your ass I would rule the world
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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