Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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