You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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