North Korea, Best Korea!
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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