I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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