I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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