It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
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