Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You took a bar mat shot.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
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