How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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