If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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