You can't special order awesome
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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