I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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