So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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