and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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