i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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