Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Even my vagina gasped.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
